In Adrianopolis, everyone’s talking...
about the party our famed reporter Craig MacCallum threw last Friday. All the jet setters of the town were there, including yours truly. Between you and me, the rumor is that the party was so successful, Craig’s home advertising premiums jumped by 30%. Well done, Craig! Way to mix business with pleasure!

The holovision show Wildrose Place was...
at the top of the ratings again this week. Evidently the show is so popular among college students, Adrianopolis University will be introducing a brand new Seminar Course in its Social Etiquette and Behavior Department. If you ask me, that’s a good move from the AU. I bet that class will be filled with enthusiasts of the show, and will sell at a premium.

Our favorite night club in town...
Carpe Diem has a new DJ. Apparently the old one is out because of his dwindling ratings. Really, even the writer of this column hasn’t been enjoying her time there lately -- what a bore!! Rumor says it all again: the club’s management went to a lot of effort to find a replacement, and finally landed this awesome talent from the West Indies. They say that he bargained hard, and got what he wanted. So will you, the next time you visit Carpe Diem.

Tip of the week:
Hey, I discovered this true gem at the Pyramid last week. It’s called Gary’s Shoes. Not only do they have the best shoes in town, the service there is also superb. This writer received such a treat there. It’s so hard to find such talented and experienced shopkeepers around anymore. What can I say; be there or be square!!